[Dailydave] t2'17: Call For Papers 2017 (Helsinki, Finland)

[Dave Aitel]

Just for calling me a cyber policies person I might do an entire keynote on
writing Solaris exploits. :)

-dave


On Tue, Jun 13, 2017 at 9:12 PM Tomi Tuominen <tomi.tuominen at t2.fi> wrote:

> #
> # t2'17 - Call For Papers (Helsinki, Finland) - October 26 - 27, 2017
> #
>
> Do you have a fear of being naked[0] in front of other people? Can you
> name a president[1] who has climbed a palm tree during an official state
> visit? Do you prefer small and efficient airports? Would you like to
> present world class research to a highly technical audience? If not sure
> yet, please continue reading.
>
> t2 infosec is warmly welcoming you to Helsinki, on October 26-27 2017 -
> CFP is now open, and by submitting a talk, you get a chance to answer
> one or more of the previous questions.
>
> Finland, the country in the heart of darkness, has managed to survive
> neutral and independent throughout its history despite facing pressure
> from the global superpowers due to her geopolitically strategic
> location. Dominance over the Baltic sea depends on controlling a handful
> of islands, Åland islands being one of the areas of importance. In a
> very typical Finnish fashion, we have embraced the 160 years of Åland
> islands demilitarization by drinking at home, alone, in our
> underwear[2]. Even Vogue[3] approves that.
>
> While many people here would like to officially see us as the gateway
> between east and west - either through our land border with Russia or
> the fastest flights between Europe and Asia [4], the biggest advantage
> comes from the side alleys of the Internet. On the imageboards, the last
> sanctions for true freedom of speech, Finnish tactical meme capabilities
> hold a special stature - loved, admired, feared and hated, sometimes all
> of those at the same time. Classics like Spurdo spärde are shitposted
> with an intensity only a country with a long history in developing
> Linux, Internet protocols and mobile phones can provide, while new
> organic highly viral OC is pushed out at a rate comparable to major
> information warfare centers.
>
> In addition to meeting the nation, which produces above average amounts
> of hackers, memelords and F1 drivers per capita, Helsinki in October
> offers you a mix of modern and classic architecture, saunas, casual
> foreign intelligence activities [5], early days of Northern European
> winter and cold weather, and chance to visit neighboring countries by
> just hopping onto a ferry at one of the harbors.
>
> We organize this conference out of love and do our best to make it a
> memorable experience to both speakers and audience alike. If you're in
> doubt, just send questions with #t2infosec hashtag on Twitter for an
> (un)biased opinion. This is an event from hackers to hackers.
>
> t2’17 offers you an audience with a taste for technical security
> presentations containing original content. This is your chance to
> showcase the latest research and lessons strategic offensive
> capabilities, practical applications for 48 Laws of Power, snakeoil-less
> security certifications, scientifically proven remote sensing, dropping
> zero days during presentations, scaling defense or buildings, detection
> mechanisms and tactics, preventing diamond heists, putting the ASL into
> ASLR, new vulnerability classes or something completely different
> containing love, happiness and traces of technical security.
>
> The advisory board will be reviewing submissions until 2017-08-01.
> First come, first served. Submissions will not be returned.
>
> Quick facts for speakers
>
> + presentation length 60-120 minutes, in English
> + complimentary travel and accommodation for one person[6]
> + decent speaker hospitality benefits
> + no marketing or product propaganda
>
> Still not sure if this is for you? Check out the blast from the past
> https://t2.fi/schedules/
>
> Considering many of our visitors know what they want and trust us to
> deliver, we're making their life easy.. The registration is now open!
>
> How to submit
> Fill out the form at https://t2.fi/action/cfp
>
> References
>
> [0] No worries, we have saunas to cater to both nude or non-nude guests.
> [1] Urho Kekkonen
> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Kekkonen-Tunis-1965.jpg
> [2] https://toolbox.finland.fi/images/finland-emojis/kalsarikannit/
> [3]
> http://www.vogue.com/article/finnish-trend-kalsarikannit-vogue-archive
> [4]
>
> http://www.cnbc.com/2016/10/17/finnair-launches-singapore-to-helsinki-route-claiming-fastest-way-to-get-to-europe.html
> [5]
>
> http://yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/finnish_intelligence_warns_foreign_powers_targeting_young_politicians/9540600
> [6] Except literally @nudehaberdasher and @0xcharlie
> [42] Ladies, gentlemen, and hackers, this year our headlining keynote
> speaker is the voice of reason when it comes to cyber policies, offense and
> Buffy the Vampire slayer, the person who needs no introductions, Dave
> Aitel! - https://twitter.com/daveaitel
>
> --
> Tomi 'T' Tuominen | Founder @ t2 infosec conference | https://t2.fi
>
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